speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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