On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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