yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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