dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My feet surprised me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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