you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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