Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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