worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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