A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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