I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
it glows. i had to have it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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