So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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