he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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