no, he came in my armpit
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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