I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i out mim tonsoeep
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