I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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