Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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