the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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