IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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