Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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