do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I had to cum in my sink.
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