If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
as a side note pls kill me
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