If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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