but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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