I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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