Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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