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(313): View more from Michigan

I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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(770): View more from Georgia

A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!

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(516): View more from New York

I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween

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(817): View more from Texas

If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.

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It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n

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