Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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