me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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