He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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