Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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