dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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