I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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