I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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