Sry I called you an 8
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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