i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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