Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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