i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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