shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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