She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize