yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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