i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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