It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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