im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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