There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
