SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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