i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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