Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize