Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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