I wanna bring you to show and tell
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You were trust falling into bushes
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
