Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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