he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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