if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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