i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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