Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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