I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
do herpes really smell.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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