its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Randomize
