i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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